“Why are you doing this? Did somebody put you up to this?” “Geeze – why don’t you get that I’m attracted to you?” “Because you’re the kind of MAN that could have any pretty girl he pointed at and I… I don’t look the way pretty girls look” “Well good… because I don’t date girls. I just date WOMEN. Beautiful women. Like you” Why doesn’t real life ever happen the way it does on Glee? Dammit.